you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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