You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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