so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
ok first of all what the fuck
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