your room smells of hookers.
And success
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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