i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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