i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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