he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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