Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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