Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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