i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
