I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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