Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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