Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
