I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He has the fingertips of a God
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