I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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