What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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