Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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