This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You can't special order awesome
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Randomize
