I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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