i just google imaged poop.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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