Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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