so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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