I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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