just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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