Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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