On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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