i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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