I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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