So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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