Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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