: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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