remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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