I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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