I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
His nipple licking is glorious
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