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Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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