I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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