I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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