are you so shy because you have an std?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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