I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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