she looked like the bat from fern gully.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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