I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize