Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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