Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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