Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
