i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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