That's intense
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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