I think i peed on brittanys purse
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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