Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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