Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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