you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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