Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
So drunk its hurt
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I lost the right to judge tonight
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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