i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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